Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery


You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.


How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!


Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.


Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)


LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...


If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.


What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!


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Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.


Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.


I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.