Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.

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More Sms Messages:


Never stay, always leave. Its better.


If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".


Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !


Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.


Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.


How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!


How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!