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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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Do pilots take crash-courses?
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your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
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