Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck
Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

bite me

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?