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A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
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I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
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Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.
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This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?
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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car!

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?