Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!


When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.


What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !


At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.


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More Sms Messages:


It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.


I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.


Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.


What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."


Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.


Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.