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Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
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A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
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How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
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Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open.
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