Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

Drrt!

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


I don't get even . . . . . I get odder


Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.


Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.


Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha


Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.


What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times


People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.




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