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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

The best mirror is an old friend.

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times

Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

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Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?


Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...


Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.


To love, you have to be loved and let them in.


Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times


I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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