Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
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Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.