Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!
love you so bad al kihba
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...
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