Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...

so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!

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More Sms Messages:


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else


As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium


What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?


No man is useless while he has a friend.


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?


Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.