Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

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More Sms Messages:


wit u money makes me a man.


It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


A waist is a terrible thing to mind


Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes


Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems


I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.


Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!


Im too blessed too be stressed


your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!