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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
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At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.
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Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
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T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
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I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
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My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
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