Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......
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