Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.


Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!


No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


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Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!


Never stay, always leave. Its better.


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.


Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.


I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.


There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!


He's as camp as a row of tents





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?