Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Cooks So Bad Your
You Have Very Nice Legs
What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown
How Did We Know That Monica Lewinsky Would Testify
Two Cellphones Had A Baby
Three Men Are Found In The Wilderness By Civilized Cannibals
A Chinese Couple Had A New Baby
The Election Is Over The Results Are Well Known
Britney Spears Had Just Bought Her New Car And Decided To Go Shopping
The First Time Is For Love The Next Time Is 200
An Armless Man In A Long Jacket Walks Into A Bathroom And Stands By A Urinal
You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Can Of RAID
A Good Lawyer Knows The Law
Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs
What Is The Difference Between A Woman A Pool Table
A Guy Enters Confessional And Says To The Priest With Guilt I Had An Affair
There Are Three Men In Line To Get In To Heaven
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Pothole
Yo Mama So Poor When You Ring Her Bell
A General Noticed One Of His Soldiers Behaving Oddly
President Clinton Opened Doors For Future Presidents
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!