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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!
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When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.


I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"