Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".
I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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