Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!

Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

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More Sms Messages:


judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...


My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.


I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!


why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss


Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.


One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.