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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
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Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...

Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.

Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!