Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..
your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Time, is Gods way of making sure everything doesn't happen at the same time.

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=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you