Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..

your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

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If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!


if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra


A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


Do pilots take crash-courses?


If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!


Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!


Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i


There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.


Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung




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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
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