Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Men are like bees when they r done they fly away n never come back.


Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.


A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...


What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside


Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.


INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)


GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......


Justin Bieber is gay!


I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.


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More Sms Messages:


I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.


A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition


A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains


When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?