Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
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