Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!

A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!


This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.


I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.


She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.


The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...


Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?