Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.
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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
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Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
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T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories ? of many good things.
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If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!
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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call