Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!
All computers wait at the same speed.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

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If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!