Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

All stressed out and no one to choke

your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

All computers wait at the same speed.

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

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More Sms Messages:


Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?


Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.


I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!


Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!