Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.


LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...


All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.


Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V


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so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.


Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.


Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN


TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed


i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx


Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.


I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you


Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?