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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
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Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.
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They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
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Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille

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Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.