Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo