Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!


This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.


All computers wait at the same speed.


What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?


Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'


I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.


I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


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More Sms Messages:


A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


Insanity is my only means of relaxation


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.


All computers wait at the same speed.


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.