Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.

it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy

When you left, my world turned upside down

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

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More Sms Messages:


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....


FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.


beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.


I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


what is life what is love,who can tell it to me


I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.




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