Popular Pages



Sms Messages

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 (109) 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185

More Sms Messages:


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.

Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

Y dnt c