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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.
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Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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EiD MuBarOk...
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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
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Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.