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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
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Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille
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what goes in must come out
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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