Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

what goes in must come out
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.
Love is forever, only the partners change...
EiD MuBarOk...
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up

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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

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The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.