Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

what goes in must come out

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?

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It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think


=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more


9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.


I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!