Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.


what goes in must come out


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?


What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.


Love is forever, only the partners change...


SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE


REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!


If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?


Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.


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More Sms Messages:


I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.


bite me


Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!


Insanity is my only means of relaxation


Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.