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In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

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U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?


There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.


You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.


True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.


life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!