Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!

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More Sms Messages:


Nothing succeeds like excess


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.


A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.


We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!


Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!


Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS


Everyone is entitled to my opinion


How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.