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I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
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yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!
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She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
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There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
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In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
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