Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.
Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Justin Bieber is gay!
Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
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Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.