Popular Pages



Sms Messages

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Rate this text: Good Sms Message Bad Sms Message
Send to Friend >
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 (111) 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185

More Sms Messages:


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

Monday is one seventh of your life!

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!