Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
The best mirror is an old friend.
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!