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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?
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A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open.
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
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Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.