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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE.
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..
Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
Funny Jokes:Do You Know How Copper Wire Was Invented
One Day There Was This Lawyer Who Had Just Bought A New Car And He Was Eager To Show It Off To His Colleagues
What Do You Call A Bull That Is Sleepy
Two Flies Were Flying Around A Pile Of Poo
A Man And A Woman Who Have Never Met Before Find Themselves In The Same Sleeping Carriage Of A Train
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Skips A
I Ran Into Your Boyfriend The Other Day
St Peter Is Questioning Three Married Couples To See If They Qualify For Admittance To Heaven
Your Mama Is So Poor She Does Her Homework
The Tooth Fairy Always Told Me That If I Sold My Body Parts Like My Teeth Then I Would Get Some Money
I Was On The Plane And This Bloke Sat Next To Me Who Looked Just Like Me
You Might Be Redneck If Your Fly-swatter
Yo Mamma Breath Smell Sooooooo Bad
A Bus Carrying Only Ugly People Crashes Into An Oncoming Truck And Everyone Inside Dies
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger?
Ther Were Three Brothers
Wisdom Of Larry The Cableguy
Two Tourists Were Driving Through Louisiana
You Are So Many At Your Home
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When God Said
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!