Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

When you left, my world turned upside down

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

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More Sms Messages:


If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !


I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.


I just want to be happy.


Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.


I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!


There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.


you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile


This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."


If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?