Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

You could park a bike on that bum

Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

When you left, my world turned upside down

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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More Sms Messages:


many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end


To love, you have to be loved and let them in.


Keep the school clean ... stay home!


i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx


Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.


There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.


ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !


Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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