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They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
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T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
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Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.
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There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.