Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
You could park a bike on that bum
Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
When you left, my world turned upside down
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end
To love, you have to be loved and let them in.
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx
Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.
There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Funny Jokes:Why Was Former President Clinton So Interested In The Events In The Middle East?
THINGS YOU D NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Gets Out On The Dance Floor
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed A Desire To Become A Great Writer
Yo Mama Is So Stupid It Took Her
This Old Man Decided To Go To A Whore House One Night
Why Do Africans Put Condoms On There Ears
A Man Dies And Goes To Heaven
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Screw In A Light-bulb
3 Cowboys Sitting Around A Campfire
A Chicken And An Egg Are Lying In Bed
You Have Very Nice Legs
You Might Be A Redneck If Loading The Dishwasher
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Puts On Lipstick With
If You Say It Is Hard To Keep A Tractor Strait As Is A Gay Strait
What Do You Call Two Brunettes And A Blonde In The NFL
Funny Celebrity Baby Names
A Man Enters A Barber Shop For A Shave
What does Donald Trump say when he can t find his Viagra
For People Who Like Peace And Quiet
My Wife Beats Me Doctor
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!