Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!
One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
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Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!