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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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All computers wait at the same speed.
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No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
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If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
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Born Free........Taxed to Death.
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It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

In a friend you find a second self.

That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

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Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever