Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!

She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

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Umm...your .... ZIP is open.


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!


aravindhan


i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds


Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!


Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?


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