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Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open.
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A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
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Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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Born Free........Taxed to Death.
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.

you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss