Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

When you left, my world turned upside down

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

All stressed out and no one to choke

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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


The road to a friend's house is never long.


Do witches run spell checkers?


What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.