Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
He's tighter than a photo finish.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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Why Was The Suicide Bomber Disappointed When He Met His 72 Virgins?
A Member Of The United States Senate Known For His Hot Temper And Acid Tongue Exploded One Day
A Man With A Pegleg Hook Hand And An Eyepatch Went To Apply To Be A Pirate
Yo Mama So Tall She Tripped And
Yo Mama So Fat She Plays Slip-n-Slide
What Do David Beckham And A Cartier Watch Have In Common
What Do You Call A Horny Skeleton
A Funny Story There Are Many Wise And Foolish Men
How Do U Drown A Blonde
A Woman Is In Line At The Grocery Store Putting Her Groceries On The Conveyor Belt
There Were Two Cows In A Field
Your Mama So Nasty That After We Had Phone Sex
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
May A Weird Customs Inspector Discover A
You Know That You Are A Redneck If Your Son
Ok There Where 3 Guys Driving Way Out In The Country They Ran Out Of Gas In Front Of This House In The Middle Of No Where
Why Did The Golfer Wear 2 Pairs Of Pants
Two Girlfriends Were Speeding Down The Highway At Well Over 90 Mph
Yo Mama Is So Fat People Use
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.