Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.
A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

Schatz ich Liebe Dich ├╝ber Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3

Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.