Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.


so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?


Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!


Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.


Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!


Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.


A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone


The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. 1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!


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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.


Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.


Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.


Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?


He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.


ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..


Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.