Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

love you so bad al kihba

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!


I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you


Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!


A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others


Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....


I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...


I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger


I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....


Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!




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