Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Justin Bieber is gay!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.