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Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
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When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
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Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
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T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
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"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

whassuupppppp..

Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!