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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
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Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...
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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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Justin Bieber is gay!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. 1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!
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I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins
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That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
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What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

one day a girl named arsehole sang "happy birthday to you you live in a fucking zoo you look like a peice of poo and you smell of a fucking bitch!"

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.