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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile

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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.


Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.


God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested


Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you


Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol


Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!