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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.
Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Funny Jokes:What's Worse Than A Blonde Trying To Put A Fire Out Under Water
Yo Mama Is So Poor The Change In Her
What Is The Difference Between A Scottish Man And A Member Of The Rolling Stones
What Do You Call It When A Lesbian Has Her Tongue Sticking Out
How Do You Make Money Off Of Dead Babies
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Got
Your Mommas So Fat She Does Not
Toilet Paper Alternative
Your Mom Is So Poor When She Found A Penny
What Do You Call One Lawyer Thrown Off A Bridge Into A River
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Put On A Yellow Raincoat
A Soldier Was Shot In The Groin Area And The Nurse Comes Over
Yo Mama So Hairy U Can Shave A Jordan
A Man Worked Hard All Day Digging The Garden And Felt Very Stiff And Sore
You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Your Mower And Your Car Are
What Are The Two Main Political Parties In Canada
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Was A Baby She Had To Have
What do you see when you look into Trumps eyes
George Bush Dick Cheney And Donald Rumsfeld Are Flying On Air Force One
Yo Mama So Stupid She Put Make Up On
Things You Shouldn T Say During Sex
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!