Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins
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How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.
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Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.