Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
We do precision guesswork
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

hi lolxz.

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness