Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

We do precision guesswork

What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me


Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_


All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.


If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you


If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !


When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.