Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
We do precision guesswork
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.
what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..
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Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

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