Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...


When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.


When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession


If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.


Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").


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I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time


All computers wait at the same speed.


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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.


FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing


Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers


Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.