Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

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