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All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile
Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
What do the military do in a civil war ?
Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.
Funny Jokes:It Was The Last Day Of School Kids Bring In Candy Stuff Like That
What Do You Call A Dwarf Eskimo With A Hard-on
Yo Mama Is So Old That Her Social Security
How Do You Know When A Blonde Has Lost Her Virginity?
You Are Stuck In A Foxhole
Three Men Are Found In The Wilderness By Civilized Cannibals
Two Hunters Decide To Go Moose Hunting In Canada
This Reminds Me Of Something Yesterday At Work
Yo Mama Is So Dumb When Her Radio
What Is Blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette
Yo Mama Is So Hairy When She Gave Birth
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If You Say Luke I Am Your Father
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
How Many Lawyer Jokes Are There
How Did Helen Keller Break Her Arms
What Did The Bartender Say When A Priest A Boyscout And A Blonde Walked In
Yo Mama Is So Fat That You Have To Spread Her Legs
A Blonde Walked Into Currys And Requested The Tv On The Side
If A Couple From Tennessee Get A Legal Divorce
A Guy Dies And Is Sent To Hell
Why Do Blondes Have TGIF On Their Shoes
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.