Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.
No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

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