Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

No man is useless while he has a friend.

you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.

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More Sms Messages:


Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!


Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.


Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.


What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!


I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.