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All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile

Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

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Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!


Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


What do the military do in a civil war ?


Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.



A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.


A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.


Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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