Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
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Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
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They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
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We do precision guesswork
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No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!


Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

When all else fails manipulate the data

ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start