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If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is
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"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
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I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
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How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
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what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

Why were males created before females?

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.