Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
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The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
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They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
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Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?
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Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
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Time, is Gods way of making sure everything doesn't happen at the same time.
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
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Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

How come night falls but day breaks?

What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

you all a retarted.

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.