Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....
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I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

The older I get, the older old is

Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!