Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time

A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f

Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

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More Sms Messages:


As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.


Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!


Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!


It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.