Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!
mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
More Sms Messages:
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
Justin Bieber is gay!
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How Do You Keep A Man From Drowning
What Do You Call A Dwarf Eskimo With A Hard-on
Yo Mama Is So Fat When You Walk
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On A Block Of Ice
Inflatable Dart Board
A Man Walks Up To The Teller At A Bank Pulls Out A Gun And Demands 25,000 In Cash
Three Men A Doctor An Accountant And A Lawyer Are Dead And They Appear In Front Of St Peter
Why Is 77 Better Than 69
How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?
What Do Blondes Do For Foreplay
If I Wanted To Hear From An
Why Do Homosexuals Like Cheney And Dubya
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire
What Do You Call 500 Lawyers At The Bottom Of The Ocean
There Was A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman
I Went To The Store The Other Day
I Don't Know Why You Wear A Bra You Have Got Nothing To Put In It
What Is The Most Dangerous Thing In Washington D.C.?
Yo Mama So Skinny She Can
What Do You Call A Blond With Two Brain Cells
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!