Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!


Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???


A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.


aravindhan




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