Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up.


Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.


Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think


How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!


No man is useless while he has a friend.


call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all


Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.


No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"


Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.


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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.


Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................


Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..


Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.


Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3


a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!


... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.