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A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
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A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
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... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

The older I get, the older old is

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !