Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
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More Sms Messages:


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.