Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...


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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE


I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life


Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?


Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you


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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.


BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!


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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


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Be yourself, there are enough other people.


The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.





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