Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly !
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?
REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

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