Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?

Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE

Drrt!

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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !


Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes


Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!


Nothing succeeds like excess


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else


Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!