Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

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When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.


roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????



Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!



If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.