Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.
All stressed out and no one to choke
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
Time, is Gods way of making sure everything doesn't happen at the same time.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
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Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you