Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
Funny Jokes:A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders One Shot
What Is Funnier Then A Dead Osama Bin Laden?
Kung Chow Called His Boss And Said Hey Boss I Not Come Work Today I Really Sick
Your Age In Chocolate
What Did The Blonde Call Her Pet Zebra
Yo Mama Is Stupid She Tried To Throw A Rock
Alcohol Does More Good
Yo Mama So Ugly They Put Her Face On A Laxative
What Do Micheal Jackson And An Xbox have in common?
You Might Be A Redneck If You Use The Same
Who Were Jenna And Barbara Bush With When They Got Caught By The Police
A Woman Visiting Her Doctor’s Office Suddenly Blurts Out Doctor Kiss Me
You Might Be A Redneck If You Spit Chewing Tobacco
You Think Life Is Bad
What Do You Get If You Cross LSD With Birth Control
What Do You Call A Lawyer With An IQ Of 50
Early One Morning Two Nuns Were Out Fishing
Your Mama Is So Poor She Does Her Homework
A Police Officer Stops A Blonde For Speeding
Yo Sister So Ugly I Thought
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!