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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
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Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
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The road to a friend's house is never long.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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