Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.

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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.


Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.


Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...


Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!


This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.


Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.


Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!


Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.


I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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