Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs


Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.


The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!


We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!


How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.


i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.


A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.


A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
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