Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

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If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.


At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.


Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.


for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!



I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.