Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
All stressed out and no one to choke
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
No one ever died because of hard labor, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
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