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Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
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How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
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Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
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yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U" If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!


I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!