Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..
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I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
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No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
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Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you
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Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha

i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!