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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!
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it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy
If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.
I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
Funny Jokes:A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law When They Find An Old Barn To Hide Out In
What Do You Call A Frenchman With A Sheep Under One Arm And A Goat Under The Other
Yo Mama Is So Dumb That She Was On Her Way
A Good Scapegoat Is Hard To Find
Rearrange The Letters
She Is So Blonde She Thinks Taco Bell
Yo Mama So Tall She Tripped And
Your Mamas So Stinky That When She Farts Every Body On
How Are Lawyers Like Whores
Once A Guard Was Highered To A Museum And He Asks For Rules Of The Museum
Health Care Costs Are Rising Uncontrollably Across The World
You Might Be A Redneck If You Clean
A Man And His Wife Are Lying In Bed One Morning When Suddenly The Phone Rings
Thier Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
What Do You Call A Red Neck Mixed With A Hispanic
I Have A Friend Who Is A Pilot On A 747
Yo Mama So Stupid When You Were Born
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed A Desire To Become A Great Writer
Why Did The Italian Boy Want To Grow A Mustache
Why Did God Give Women Arms
Why Does A Blond Prefer BMW Over Chevrolet
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.