Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

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More Sms Messages:


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!


***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.


I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.


Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.