Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.
You can't walk in the light without casting a shadow
I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
No man is useless while he has a friend.
so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?
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You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!