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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!
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Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
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One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
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Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
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No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.

What do you call a handcuffed man?- Trustworthy.

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Do witches run spell checkers?

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

A feature is a bug with seniority

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!