Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories ? of many good things.

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

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When you left, my world turned upside down


We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.


Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!


Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.


A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1




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