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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
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I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
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Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.
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I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time
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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?

Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.