Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
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hi lolxz.

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?