Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f


A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.


Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!


All stressed out and no one to choke


What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!


The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever


Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS


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More Sms Messages:


I love working. I can look at it for hours.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.


FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!


How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.


What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.