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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Strip mining prevents forest fires
I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
Funny Jokes:If I Was In A Chat Room And God Started 2 Pick On This Guy Called Steve
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Breaks
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Fell Down No
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Leaves
Last Time Someone Listened To A Bush
You Might Be A Redneck If You Believe
Here Was A Priest He Trained His Horse To Respond When He Said Praise The Lord And Hallejuelah
Actual Court Transcriptions
I Have An Earache
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Makes
There Was A Blonde Brunette And Black Head Hanging Off A Cliff By Their Hands
Some Good Pick-up Lines
Where Do Snowmen Keep Their Money
A Little Kid Asks His Father Daddy Is God A Man Or A Woman
I Saw An Interview In Which An Expert On Military History Said That Saddam Hussein Actually Has A Law Degree
A Guy Runs Into His Ex-girlfriend At A Bar
Two Texans Were Seated At The End Of A Bar When A Gorgeous Young Lady Sits Down
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married
The Toronto Board Of Health Has Proposed That Warning Signs Be Placed On All Alcohol Bottles To Tip Off Drinkers About The Possible Peril Of Drinking
These Are From A Book Called Disorder In The American Courts And Are Things People Actually Said In Court
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!