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i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!
Strip mining prevents forest fires
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

boys are equal the character Q a large zero with a small rod . phaha

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha