Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.


There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.


A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.


Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.


I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


Adults are just kids who owe money





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