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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Strip mining prevents forest fires

I don't get even . . . . . I get odder

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.


When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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