Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.
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I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
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Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W

Exceptions always outnumber rules

i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.

Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.