Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

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More Sms Messages:


Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?


Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.


A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.


They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back


What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?