Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
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The road to a friend's house is never long.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!