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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
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A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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The road to a friend's house is never long.
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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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