Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
The road to a friend's house is never long.
Strip mining prevents forest fires
Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.
Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Mind intentionally left blank...
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
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bluesoleil

Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.

A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.

How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt

what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant