Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories ? of many good things.

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

My Reality Check bounced.

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

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More Sms Messages:


The present is just as mysterious as the future.


Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!


Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.


What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!


All stressed out and no one to choke


In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.


Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.


My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!


When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.


Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.