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Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
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=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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