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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
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It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Funny Jokes:What Is Worse Than Ten Dead People In One Trashcan
You Are So Poor 2
Last Time Someone Listened To A Bush
A Guy Walks In And Asks The Bartender Isn't That Bush And Powell Sitting Over There
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
Yo Mama So Hairy She Make King Kong
Your Mama So Poor When She Went To Mcdonalds
Three Couples Went To A Restaurant
Yo Mama So Stupid When She Sees A School Bus Full Of
Your Mama Is So Cheap She Rolls
Yo Mama Is So Stupid When She Saw A Sausage
Buy Me A Beer If You Want The Story Told
Why Are There So Many Trees Along The Streets Of Paris
After Dinner One Evening A George W Bush Was Entertaining Their House Guest By Playing The Piano
Fear is the Path to the dark side
Why Do Africans Put Condoms On There Ears
There Was Once A Rabbit In A Bird Who Didnt Like Each Other
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Half A Brain?
Heres A Little Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Yo Mama Is So Short She Poses
Why Didn T The Skelenton Go To The Dance
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.