Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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