Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.
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Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .
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Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
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No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
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Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
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As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
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An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

U smel

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go

I only drink to make my wife look prettier