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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers
If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Born Free........Taxed to Death.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Funny Jokes:How Many Union Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
Dear Shrink It Haunted Me For Days Weeks Months Years
A Farmer In The Country Has A Watermelon Patch And Upon Inspection He Discovers That Some Of The Local Kids Have Been Helping Themselves To A Feast
A Man Is Driving Up A Steep Narrow Mountain Road
A Man Came Home From Work Sat Down In His Favourite Chair
Your Mama So Fat When She Goes To KFC And They Ask Here
Your Mama So Fat When She Has A Period Her
Yo Mama Is So Dumb That She Was On Her Way
Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar
What Did Ms Lewinsky Allegedly Say When Offered A Position At The UN
Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Go To The Doctor Be Cause
A Blonde Was At A Gumball Machine
What Do Micheal Jackson And An Xbox have in common?
I bought a cactus
A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
A Frat Boy Gets Into The Back Of A Cab And Asks The Cabbie Do You Have Enough Room Up There For A Pizza And A Six Pack Of Beer
The Ability To Tell A Person To Go To Hell In Such A Way
What Do Michael Jackson And Plastic Bags Have In Common
Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room In The Convent
My Answer To What To Do With Bin Laden Well This Sounds Good To Me
The Good News Is Christ Is Risen
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!