Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go
I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.