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As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.
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Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
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In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

You could park a bike on that bum

Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

-<- A rose for you Because I love you

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.