Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

My Reality Check bounced.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

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Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.


I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you


Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


Sorry, I don't date outside my species.




Sorry, I don't date outside my species.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.