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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Born Free........Taxed to Death.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.

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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday


Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!


Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.


Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!