Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my FRIEND u r the BEST!!!

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