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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

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