Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx


Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.


I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?