Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
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Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
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Mind intentionally left blank...
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Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!
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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.
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what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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