Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx
Common sense isn't common
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is Braille
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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MRE

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

Knock! Knock!

i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !