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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly !
Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?
Common sense isn't common
When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day
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All I ever wanted is what others have
Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x
wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u
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