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If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?
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SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE
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Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
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Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
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Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

You could park a bike on that bum

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers