Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Drrt!

People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly !

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx

i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?

Common sense isn't common

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More Sms Messages:


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.


Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.


All I ever wanted is what others have


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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !


I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.


A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.