Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

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Hi


Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.


As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


You could park a bike on that bum


roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u


God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!


Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...




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