Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...