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Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
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Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

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