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Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
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No man is useless while he has a friend.
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what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?
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If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !
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