Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?


If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


You can't walk in the light without casting a shadow


Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...


It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!


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More Sms Messages:


roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you


My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!


Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.


Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W


what is life what is love,who can tell it to me


Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i


A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise


Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.


Im too blessed too be stressed





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.