Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!
so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
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