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People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
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Mind intentionally left blank...
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Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!
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so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?
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what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..
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Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !