Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Mind intentionally left blank...

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

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Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!


Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?


This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."


True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..


You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.


Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.


Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.


A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!