Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.


It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge


My Reality Check bounced.


My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


Keep the school clean ... stay home!


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More Sms Messages:


Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you


Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.


I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!


a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.