Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The road to a friend's house is never long.
Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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