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There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
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How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
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True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
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Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!
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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
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Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend

This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

I just want to be happy.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.