Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?


The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...


People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.


Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.


roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


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More Sms Messages:


Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.


Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.


You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT


Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?


The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!


What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)


U SAY I NEED SOME GLASSES AND THE MAN GIVE U A PILE OFF S*-T


What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.