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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
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What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
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It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
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Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
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Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.
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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
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I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
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It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

what do u get wen a Caterpillar walks and a parrot talks?