Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

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More Sms Messages:


I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem


-<- A rose for you Because I love you


Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!


Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....


Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!


hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)


There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!