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Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
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I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
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you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile
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Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.
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The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go
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