Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

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More Sms Messages:


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"


Keep the school clean ... stay home!


SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE


Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.