Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
The road to a friend's house is never long.
Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha

It's colder than a penguin's bollocks

Umm...your .... ZIP is open.