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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs
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The present is just as mysterious as the future.
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Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.
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I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
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Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.
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There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!
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