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It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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The present is just as mysterious as the future.
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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!
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When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
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It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.
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If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!


Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world