Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
My Reality Check bounced.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.