Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

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Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.


He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!


Allow me to introduce my selves


Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.


She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard


The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.


What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?


Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"




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