Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'
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when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!