Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

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More Sms Messages:


Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!


Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)


Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you Start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx


Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.


A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.


Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.