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love you so bad al kihba

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.

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Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........


I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.


It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.


Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.


Drrt!


I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you


Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...


The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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