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Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
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If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
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Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
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do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!
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What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

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So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!