Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
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Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.
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I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..