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Justice: A decision in your favor

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.

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