Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
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People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
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Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
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I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
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Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

Never miss a good chance to shut up

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

wit u money makes me a man.

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

Schatz ich Liebe Dich ├╝ber Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3