Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

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More Sms Messages:


The resemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.


My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend


U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)


roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...


What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?


A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.


It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?