Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think

I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!

Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head