Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
You are never too blond to learn !!!
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
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