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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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The present is just as mysterious as the future.
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!
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My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?
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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

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Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.

How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!