Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

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More Sms Messages:


I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!


Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.


Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!


how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday


Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)


LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter


ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start


Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?