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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!

How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


You should know what it takes to look this cheap!


The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...


A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.


Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'


I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!