Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.
Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
I only drink to make my wife look prettier
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant