Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...

As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

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More Sms Messages:


Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.


Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?


When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.


Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.


I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.


Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.