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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
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What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
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I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
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You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
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Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

wit u money makes me a man.

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.