Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.


Justice: A decision in your favor


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


Umm...your .... ZIP is open.


I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.


Every good-bye is the birth of a memory


Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.


When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?


I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade


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More Sms Messages:


Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!


What do the military do in a civil war ?


I get by with a little help from my friends.


Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"


No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.


I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.