Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO
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Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Jgat

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness