Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you

It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

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More Sms Messages:


In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.


Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


Love is forever, only the partners change...


There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.


Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.