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I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
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Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
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Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
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Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up.
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Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.
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Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"

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No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love

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Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?

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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

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