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When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Question: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.
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Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
Funny Jokes:A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
Ur Mamas So Fat She Plays Pool
Three Chinese Guys Living In Shanghai Decided To Emigrate To America
What Do You Call An Empty Jar Of Cheese Whiz?
What Do You Call 24 Blondes In A Box
How Do You Keep A Man From Drowning
Your Daddy Is So Nasty The Last Time
A Woman's Personality Based On What She Drinks
What Do You Call Three Blondes At Christmas?
This Guy Goes To A 5 Dollar Hooker And Takes Her Home For The Night
A Reporter Remarked To George W Bush
Chinese English Phrase
Why Did The Blonde Sell Her Television
Einstein Climbs To The Top Of Mt Sinai To Get Close Enough To Talk To God
One Day A Little Boy Wrote To Santa Clause Please Send Me A Sister
A Very Self-important University Freshman Attending A Recent Football Game Took It Upon Himself To Explain To A Senior Citizen Sitting Next To Him
The Scene Was A Tiny Mountain Village In A Remote Section Of West Virginia
A Doctor George Bush A Priest And A Little Boy Were On A Plane
What Do You Call 20 Dead Frenchmen In The Back Of A Lorry?
Your Mama Is So Fat That When She Went To The Zoo
What Do You Get When You Stick 32 Rednecks In One Room
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.