Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
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i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
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If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

you make me laugh...when i dont even want to smile

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message