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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...
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i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?
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A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
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The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
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I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.
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When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
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wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.

Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

How can there be self-help groups?

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!