Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!
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When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
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hi
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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!
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i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?
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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_
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Common sense isn't common
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

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The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

Love is forever, only the partners change...

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?