Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.

U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u

Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes, coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye. But if tomorrow, it should be d end, d best memory I'd take wid me was d day you became my friend.Eric says so

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?

i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra 1? ;)

Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Love is forever, only the partners change...

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More Sms Messages:


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!


There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.


I'll love you till the end! And then some more.


Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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