Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Common sense isn't common

Hens cmwai dwehigfy bfyeqgfi hyretq hyr hfeyeh rywsyy

In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!

People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes, coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye. But if tomorrow, it should be d end, d best memory I'd take wid me was d day you became my friend.Eric says so

hey lets have sex

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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More Sms Messages:


the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?


If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!


A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


Y dnt c


If we quit voting will they all go away?


Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!


roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u


why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets


Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.





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