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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes, coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye. But if tomorrow, it should be d end, d best memory I'd take wid me was d day you became my friend.Eric says so
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?
i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra £1? ;)
Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Love is forever, only the partners change...
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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!
Funny Jokes:A Man Took A Poop In A Gas Station And Then Realized There Was No Toilet Paper
Bill Clinton George Bush Hot Blonde Woman And A Fat Ass Woman Are In A Train Car
What Has 100 Teeth And Holds Back A Monster
There Were Three Priests In A Railroad Station All Wanting To Go Home To Pittsburgh
A Judge Working A Double-homicide Case Tells The Defendant You Re Charged With Beating Your Wife To Death With A Hammer
How Do Rednecks Engage In Oral Sex
Three Nuns Decided To Quit So They Went To The Mother Superior
Two Cannibals Are Eating Dinner And One Says I Hate My Mother-in-law
How Much To Have This Tooth Pulled
Did you guys hear the joke about the high wall?
Female Patient In Coma For Many Months
Yo Mama Is So Dumb That She Was On Her Way
If You Say It Is Hard To Keep A Tractor Strait As Is A Gay Strait
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Stood In Front
A Man Having Trouble Achieving An Erection Decides To Consult A Witch Doctor
Why Did The Gypsy Walk Funny
When Someone Questions The Obvious Give Them Back A Snappy Answer
Three Guys Shut Upmanners And Crap Were Driving Too Fast And And Crap Felt Out Of The Car
After Living In The Remote Wilderness Of Kentucky All His Life An Old Codger Decided It Was Time To Visit The Big City
By Following The Instructions Below You Should Have Error-free Long-lasting Floppy Disks
Two Children Were Sitting Outside A Clinic
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!