Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly !
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

When god created the men he was only kidding

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.