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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
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When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!