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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!


I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.


Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!


My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?


what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!