Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

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More Sms Messages:


It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone


They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!


The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.


Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...


Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.


Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.


One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.