Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO
Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Does killing time damage eternity?

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!