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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
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U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f
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You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

Jgat

Constipated people don't give a crap

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.