Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Umm...your .... ZIP is open.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.
Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung
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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Funny Jokes:What Do Monica Lewinsky And Bob Dole Have In Common
The Male Sex Has Two Hobbies
What Do You Call A Cross Between Cold Weather And The Word Ito
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food Is
What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Genitalia
Johnny And Rebecca Were Walking Down The Road And When All Of A Sudden He Sees A 20 dollar Bill
Yo Mama Is So Nasty She Went To The Petting Zoo
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Bought A Book On
Yo Mama So Poor That When I Asked Her
Why Does A Blonde Dog Have Lumps On His Head
You Might Be A Redneck If When You Walk The Dog
Break Up Valentines
El Chapo has offered 100 million dollars for Trumps body
During Thanksgiving Little Johnny S Parents Were Having Friends And Family Over
Yo Momma So Fat She Masturbates While
Three Dead Bodies Turn Up At The Mortuary All With Very Big Smiles On Their Faces
What Did Kirara Say When Sango Hit Her With Her Boomerang
How Do You Circumcisce A Whale
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Women Hanging Around Prostitutes?
What Do You Call A Gay Guy On An Airplane
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!