Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
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Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?
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What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
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U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
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If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !
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