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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!
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Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
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I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
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Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
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Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

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