Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Umm...your .... ZIP is open.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung

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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.


Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.


FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...


The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !


the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?


Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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