Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins

It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

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A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.


My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


Schatz ich Liebe Dich ├╝ber Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3


I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!


Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.


It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...





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