Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
Justice: A decision in your favor
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
The present is just as mysterious as the future.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.

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Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

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Why did the blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children

I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.