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When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
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My Reality Check bounced.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
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You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!
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Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!

Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.