Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.


Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.


Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!


The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


=o00o====o00o== / / ,***. / / ! '( o o ) / ! ' (--) / The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck


When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..


As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition


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More Sms Messages:


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is


Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.