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If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
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The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you. SO, HELLO
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People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
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u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
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Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade
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Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.

Roses Are Red, Viloets Are Blue, I Was Born Beautiful What The Hell Happened To You?

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.

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