Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

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There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


You are here: X


FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank


Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.


It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!


When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession


Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?


When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?


Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!