Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'
Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
More Sms Messages:
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier
A friend to all is a friend to none.
// Baybee You Are A Star You Are Special You Mean Alot Maybe Thats Why *I* Am Taking The Time To Tell You How Much Yuu Mean To Me '0x Love You Lots ... Without YOu My Life Wuld Bee... //InComplete //Baybee x
rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Funny Jokes:A Young Man Called Directory Assistance
YOMAMA SO PASTY SHE SAT UNDER A
Yo Mama Is Like A Postage Stamp
Why Did The Football Coach Go To Bank
You Might Be A Redneck If You And Your Wife
Heres A Man Who Farts Every Morning When He Gets Up Really Hard And Really Loud
Three Kids Come Down To The Kitchen And Sit Around The Breakfast Table
Two Cannibals Meet One Day
Three Convicts Were On The Way To Prison
A Stranger Was Seated Next To Little Johnny On The Plane When The Stranger Turned To The Little Johnny
One Day An Englishman A Scotsman And An Irishman Walked Into A Pub Together
The Lifeguard Told The Mother To Make Her Young Son Stop Urinating In The Pool
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Tried To
2 Asianz R Bumming
What Did The Blonde Call Her Pet Zebra
Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Wind
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
How do you make Halloween great again
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Is On
Yo Mama Is So Stupid When She Saw A Sausage
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!