Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'

Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike? Rev.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

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A friend to all is a friend to none.


// Baybee You Are A Star You Are Special You Mean Alot Maybe Thats Why *I* Am Taking The Time To Tell You How Much Yuu Mean To Me '0x Love You Lots ... Without YOu My Life Wuld Bee... //InComplete //Baybee x


rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you


Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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