Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Life is like toilet paper, long and useful !!!!

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

Justice: A decision in your favor

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

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More Sms Messages:


Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world


When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....


ras aketeb?


Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.