Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.
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Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.