Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.
Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl
I only drink to make my wife look prettier
Tomorrow there is an other day. A day I?d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

Nothing succeeds like excess

i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


The present is just as mysterious as the future.

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.