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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!
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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
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One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Justice: A decision in your favor
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mcdonalds has a new menu item. it ia a pickle on a stick dipped in dough, they are calling it the mcdill dough.
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