Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Tomorrow there is an other day. A day I?d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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