Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

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More Sms Messages:


I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.


Time, is Gods way of making sure everything doesn't happen at the same time.


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.


Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!