Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.


Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.


u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.


This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."


Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


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More Sms Messages:


How do you get off a non-stop flight?


Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.


Adults are just kids who owe money


Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.


People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.


9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?