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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.
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A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.
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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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Monday is one seventh of your life!
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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
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Justice: A decision in your favor
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10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

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