Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
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i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx


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It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.