Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Every good-bye is the birth of a memory

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

It's best friends that light the way through the bad times.

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lol all funny so wat about some more


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Grandma. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?


Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?


hiiiiiii


Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.


How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........


I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !




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