Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.


Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!


I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.


You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!


I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.


Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.


Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


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More Sms Messages:


I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter


Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl


I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.


Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.


Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?


A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.


I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.


ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.