Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...

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