Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up

all of these texts are gay


A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.