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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.
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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
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Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
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Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
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GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?