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I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!
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He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
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2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

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It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

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