Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!


It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big


I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...


Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...


True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.


Life without a friend is like death without a witness.


I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....


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More Sms Messages:


Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.


God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!


Justin Bieber is gay!


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck


I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.


In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.


If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.